QUARTER LIFE CRISIS

oh my word im having a full blown quarter life its not funny at all. I have spent a week on the kitchen counter eating out of the cereal box crying for no reason researching everything from botox to retirement villages, I am gutted. The thing that kills me the most is that by the time I realised I was planning a 25th and not a 21st like I have been having for the last 4 years it was too late to do anything about it. Shit.